Neko

commanderinqueef:

if you don’t follow me back I take it as a rejection of friendship which is 348957% more embarrassing because you’re rejecting my offer of friendship on the internet

cawsee replied to your photo: what a freak

reed loves weird porn too it’s actually really funny

cawsee replied to your photo: what a freak

by “it” I mean reed’s love for weird porn not weird porn itself

reed is me if i were an attractive dude and 13x funnier

mothbaby:

if i have a crush on you i’m so sorry

first date topics of conversation

dongcity:

• how are your kidneys?
• are they in good shape?
• do you have too much sodium in your diet?
• do you have enough sodium in your diet?
• would it be possible to get a urine sample?
• where are you going?

puckermanfabray:

lets play “which download link is the real one”